Grub! Kurloz x Reader

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….Kurloz. Oh lawd what has happened to my poor ‘Loz! I saw his little indigo body ripple, probably because he was frightened. “Aww sweetie who the hell did this to you…?” I picked him up and began giving him gentle kisses on his little face. He honked quietly, and wrapped around my face, and crawled onto the top of my head. Sweatdrop. Alrighty then…. I went over to the bookcase, seeing his skeleton gloves, and slipping them on. He chirped, and curled up into a ball. I giggled, and went over to a mirror, seeing him watching me in the mirror watching him. ( If you get the song reference X3) I giggled, and reached up to poke his nose, resulting in him honking. I pulled him off of my head, and lumbered off to the bedroom, realizing just how tired I was when my eyelids began to droop over my (e/c) eyes. I slumped into bed, and curled my body around ‘Loz’s, and fell asleep to his soft purr noises.

*Timeskip to early in the morning*

I pried my eyes open, noting the time was 7:30 a.m. I groaned, put little ‘Loz on the other pillow, and got over to my laptop to figure out what grubs eat. I looked at who all was on Trollian/Pesterchum (AN: Yes I slashed it, seeing as humans have the lovely Pesterchum and trolls have the lovely Trollian. You have the Dance of Thorns! –Terrorchum-). I saw that Porrim and Kankri was on, and not wanting a lecture, I chose Porrim.

-- chumHandle [CH] began pestering fashionistaHolocaust [FH] at 07:35 –

CH: H3y P0rrim?
FH: O+h hello+ (F/n). So+mething yo+u needed?
CH: Y3ah, um, what 3xact1y d0 y0u f33d grubs?
FH: What an o+dd questio+n, hehe. But if yo+u must kno+w, yo+u feed them grubsauce, o+r apple sauce in the mo+st human-ish terms.
CH: 0h thanks! S33ya P0rrim!
FH: Bye hehe.

-- chumHandle [CH] ceased pestering fashionistaHolocaust [FH] at 07:40 –

I sighed, and rubbed my temples. That was until I heard a soft honk and turned around, got up, and picked up ‘Loz. I smiled at him, and gently pecked his cheek. He giggled, and I began carrying him to the kitchen, to feed him some apple sauce. Before Dave brings his ironic ass over and eats it himself. The ass. I chuckled to myself, seeing Loz turn his head back to me. I kissed inbetween his eyes, and giggled when he screed. I looked for some apple sauce, only to see… We were all out. Seriously…. Ugh. I grabbed some pancake mix, and decided to make some pancakes.

*Small Timeskip brought by Kurloz covered in pancake mix*

I giggled, watching my sweetie eating Faygo-infused pancakes, making a mess out of the syrup. When he was finished, I cleaned his face off, still giggling. I picked him up and began carrying him back to the living room, only to be startled by ‘Loz releasing an odd white light. He screeched, and I was suddenly weighed down by a full-grown Kurloz, causing me to flop onto my butt. He was naked, and without his stitches. He looked confused as hell, and signed to me, asking what happened. I told him I’d tell him later, after we took an advantage of how things are at the moment. >:3